Computer battery broken? No problem! Just weld on a 12V boat battery. 70 pounds is a bit much for a "portable computer," but it's better than no computer at all!

That ought to hold it! Now I won't even need to pay for earthquake insurance.

The definition of tidiness in IT! The white boxes are DSL routers, hanging on their own power cord. Meanwhile, the power strip hangs on for dear life at the bottom.

Maybe a little Netflixxx?

They should be better at all things related to food preparation. It's in their namesake (Apple, amirite?).