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People on Twitter Seem to Think That Eating Medium Rare Chicken is a Thing, But It Is Not a Thing, Ok?

I usually order my "medium rare chicken" under it's real name "salmonela."

Twitter, who seems to be having some sort of identity crisis when it comes to food this week, has settled on yet another gross food trend: Medium rare chicken. 

So it seems that we're off of pineapple pizza and dunking pizza in milk and have just commited to killing ourselves with food poisoning. 

I mean, who is this appetizing to: 


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Woman Decides An Act of Trolling's Best Served Semi-Cold, Tricks Internet With 'Medium-Rare' Chicken Post

Yeezus Christ. Just a quick life pro tip for any tragically lost soul out there, buut chicken not cooked through is a literal recipe for food poisoning disaster. There's this crazy thing called salmonella that a lot of us humans try and steer clear of, and that puke-inducing shittiness has a total knack for coming in on the wave of 'uncooked poultry'.

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Guy Relentlessly Asks Girl For Nudes But She Gets Him With Saucy Onslaught of Chicken Puns

These chicken puns were cooked and served up to perfection. Modern romance can be a fowl game, and there's no doubt this dude dipped outta there after she asked him to sauce her.

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These People Just Learned The Dark Truth Behind “Why The Chicken Crossed the Road”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Apparently because it wanted to kill itself.

At least that’s what someone on Twitter realized the other day. The old joke that kids across the world say and don’t understand might be a reference to suicide with “the other side” being the afterlife — or in the case of planet Earth someone’s digestive system.

Anyway, @Nickksun’s discovery is blowing minds across the internet. Check it out.

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Kid Who Reviews London Chicken Shops Made a Spectacular TV Appearance

You've officially made it, dude. Big ups. Seriously though, this kid is already past the 200K subscriber point, and only climbing. When does the press tour start?

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