Things Are Tough on the Streets of Chicago With All These Fireworks Fights

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Everything Went Off Without a Hitch for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field, Except for All the Pee

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Things were rough at the opening game for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field. The stadium began a massive renovation project, but due to inclimate weather this past winter progress has been minimal. Despite all this, the Cubs insisted their field was prepared for opening day.

Cut to this weekend, where only two of the men's rooms in the entire stadium were functional. Literally thousands of fans waited in line for as long as an hour to take a leak, leading many to pee in cups, or make liquid graffiti of their names on the wall like children. Food shortages meant that many fans were left with nothing but french fries to snack on as the game progressed. 

The Cubs ended up losing their game 3-0 against the St. Louis Cardinals

This News Station Accidentally Aired a Parody Image of the New Chicago Cubs Mascot. Things Did Not End Well.

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WARNING: Probably definitely not work-safe.

You Seriously Can't Drink at Bears Games

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Disney Villains Perform Cell Block Tango

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When We Find the Culprit...

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Thanks, Rahm!

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