Or, "The Laptop Meets the Blacktop."

With all this talk of the bath salts zombie apocalypse going around, I think I'm going to play it safe and get me one of these!

I hear its owner once killed eight moosen in the Adirondacks... ... with his bare hands... ... in his sleep...

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

-HJS