It's hard to trust your drunk self to do anything right except made poor decisions and vomit at inopportune moments.

Some guy tried to hold up a Rotterdam bar and ended up getting chased out by the unarmed patrons, who were probably more irritated that he interrupted their night than anything else.c

Moral of the story: if you're gonna rob a business in the Netherlands, you better have more than a little ol' gun.

Well hey, if you're going to be hanging out alone at the bars tonight, at least there's a good trick you can pull along the way.

See our full collection of Valentine's Day fails over at Dating Fails!