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Via: Justin Kobylka
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I'm thinking the $4,500 value of this uniquely ridiculous creature is shooting a bit low. I mean come on people, it's a snake...covered in damm emojis! Well done, man.

Via: larry enticer
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There's not giving a flying f**k, and then there's rocking a canadian tuxedo while you proceed to enact not caring at all about your livelihood and/or reputation, as you unfailingly blow the rest of a potentially rational-minded populace away. This guy clearly gets it. 

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Restaurant Owner Puts Whiny Customer Who Failed to Leave Honest Yelp Review In Her Place With Awesome Response

If you're going to take the time to leave a scathing Yelp review for a shitty restaurant, in hopes to deter future customers from considering offering their hard-earned coin, then seriously just tell the truth. Not only does this women come across like a five star high maintenance complainer who probably made her server's life a momentary living hell; but she doesn't even do the rest of the world and the restaurant the courtesy of telling the damn truth! At least the owner struck while the iron was hot, and lashed out with a solid reply that had to have put her in her place.

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Via: Robbie Frederick
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Nintendo ever protective of its business, successfully pulled off a banana peel assault mission on a Japanese business that was trying to scrape together some extra yen by simulating the iconic Mario Kart, in real life. If there's one thing the go kart business MariCar likely learned, it's that you don't go to battle with the damn titan of brands. 

Via: Hydraulic Press Channel
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These Hydraulic Press 'crush all the things' videos are some kind of mesmerizing-- therapeutic in a watch allegedly indestructible shit get flattened and emasculated to sliver-like existence. 

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The Planets Aligned for This Guy Who Bumped Into a Girl With Perfect Tattoo

And that's how a dwarf planet's made, kiddos. Seriously though, solid little tale that din't fail to make me think, maybe romance isn't dead after all. If these two didn't take their run-in to be a sign of some sorts, then their loss.

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Genius Teenager Sneaks Into VIP Section at Concert By Editing Band's Wikipedia Page

Apparently Wikipedia's still relevant and serves a much higher purpose than taking up space in a works cited page starved for more sources cause Sparks Notes and Cliff Notes only took you so far. Yes. A trickster-destined purpose like getting a devious little fanboy into a concert by allowing him to go into the band's info and change it so that he's the newest member of the family. Job well done, bro. Hope the V-Neck outfitted, Fedora-capped, Axe body spray-suffocated VIP pit of pick-up line peddling goonery is worth it. But hey, lest we forget he's guaranteed to bump into some hot chicks that showed up with every intention to Insta-Snapchat the shit out of each other, cause the lighting is on fleek. 

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