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'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.

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Q: North is to South as The Cat in the Hat is to? A: The Punisher

Seriously, I'm not sure what's worse: the concept or the execution of this tattoo. Those confederate bars just don't line up with the US flag; and I'm pretty sure The Punisher logo is supposed to be symmetrical.