"Flag Recognition" Wasn't Part of the Job Description

Favorite
cake,monday thru friday,Canada,you had one job,america,g rated
- -

G20 Fail of the Day: U.S. Helicopter Blows Dust Cloud Into Brisbane Traffic

Favorite
- -

Way to make a first impression America.

While practicing takeoffs and landings in Brisbane ahead of this weekend's G20 summit, an Osprey U.S. military helicopter accidentally blew large dust clouds into 6 lanes of nearby traffic, causing a standstill.

Fortunately no accidents were reported, according to The Courier Mail.

In related news, Australia now hates us.

‘Murica of the Day: Man Proud of Eating Too Much at Olive Garden

Favorite
- -

Move over Alex from Target, meet Alan from Olive Garden.

North Carolina resident Alan Martin "won" a "Never Ending Pasta Pass" for $100 at his local Olive Garden, and he has used it to eat 95 meals over the last six weeks - or what amounts to about $1,510 worth of food.

Only 1000 of the passes were sold, and he says his goal is to eat more than any of the others.

Meanwhile, in Sub-Saharan Africa…

Who Needs the Internet?

Favorite
sign,america,idiots,online dating,funny,dating,g rated
- -

Freedom for a Price

Favorite
america,funny,message,text,g rated,dating
- -

The Most Patriotic Costume Ever

Favorite
america,costume,eagles,patriotism,mask,poorly dressed,g rated
- -

Get it here.

Canada: America's Quiet, Cooler Sibling

Favorite
america,Canada,politics,tumblr,failbook,g rated
- -