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Educate Yourself on This Illustrious American Holiday With These Black Friday Memes

It's that time of year again when Black Friday, the American celebration of great deals, is about to come busting down your door at four in the morning in the name of saving $5.64 on a Blu-Ray player. It's a tough time to navigate, but if you take the time to educate yourself with this list you'll be saying, "Move over Grandma, that's MY X-Box!", before you know it!

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If We Had to Describe the 2016 Presidential Election in One Photo, We'd Choose This One

A bald eagle got caught in the grille of a car over the weekend and we can't help but empathize with the poor creature. It just seems like the perfect metaphor for our country right now, doesn't it? But don't worry, the bird was rescued, and that kinda gives us hope for the rest of America.

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A Texas Couple's Relationship Goal Is to Eat Until Woman Becomes so Fat She Can't Move

Monica Riley and her boyfriend Sid are on a dedicated mission to make Monica the world's fattest woman. With Sid as her "feeder" the two make a disgustingly good team as Monica attempts consumes over 8,000 calories per day.

Monica's daily menu:
Six biscuits
Six sausages in a bread roll
A big bowl of sugary cereal
Two weight gain shakes
Four McChicken sandwiches
Four double cheeseburgers
Large French fries
30 chicken nuggets
Macaroni cheese
Taco Bell
A gallon of ice cream

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