Every workplace has a story.

The miracle of this story is that the plane was only two hours late.

The An-225 is the largest cargo plane in the world, built by the Russian company Antonov Airlines. This one in particular landed at Rzeszów airport on a relatively foggy day, clearing a path through like a goddamn sky Roomba. Needless to say, there is something very Russian about building an aircraft so large it leaves a big fat trail of blue sky behind it.

Is there a worse place to crash a plane? Like seriously, this guy was having a rough enough day as is. When a plane crash is just gonna be the start of your day in a rube-Goldbergian series of near-death experiences, it's time to seriously start questioning if the universe is just seeing what it can get away with.

Hey man, it's your money.

It was a long day at the airport.

What a wild ride.

There are a few kinds of flyers.

Oh, cool.

Finally, people in the 2020s can have what people in the 50s thought they'd have by the 80s.

Plunk.

Well she definitely found a riveting one.

Dang.

Completely crushed it.

A shining moment for humanity.

Way too close of a call there.