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Well well, this is easily one of the more unexpected, ridiculous marketing ploys I've seen over the last few years. Though, my gut tells me this isn't the first time a company's tried to prey on the marketplace by catering the presentation of its food to the hornier consumers of the world. Their about page says it all...

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Via: @RunTheBasesMLB
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In an especially immersive drawing session, ESPN college basketball analyst, Jay Williams accidentally drew a couple stick figures seemingly having sex with each other. He goes on to claim said NSFW drawing is the Duke Blue Devils. Bruh. Your Pictionary game is weaak.

Well that settles it then, nothing is sacred anymore. Model/Surfer Anastasia Ashley went on the TV show Naked and Afraid and proceeded to have to tap out because the insects couldn't let one of nature's greatest gifts alone to enjoy the scenery.

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These hilarious, vaguely gruesome accounts make me want to see a revised 'honest trailer' for what you're actually signing up for being around, next time you up and head to a Disney Park. Also. Maybe it's just the landscape of modern day television, but I've noticed a lot of the darker, thriller tv shows I've binged on Netflix feature particularly unsettling, climactic scenes/unnerving discoveries occurring within the absurd neon-lit confines of amusement parks. It's like the writers got it in their heads the best way to spotlight rule-breaking, deviant behavior is to contrast the tendencies with kids' laughter, echoes of amusement park rides, etc. 

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Well well, look at what we have here. I thought this crazy kind of morally devoid behavior was reserved for the vile, syrup-soaked confines of the nearest Waffle House establishment --- a place I might add that serves up World Star Hip Hop beatdowns with the Eggs Benedict dinner special. Can't beat that kind of customer service right? Granted, this footage is no more than a display of a couple of looney lovebirds higher off horniness for one another than Jesse Pinkman fresh off a Blue Crystal bender.

See for yourself. In this case, thank god for censorship. 

Was it worth it, bro? Maybe he was trying to spice things up a little bit for himself, and the routine mundanity of his career. No offense to any of my plumber brohemes out there. Either way there's no denying he flushed basic moral principles down the toilet, for the purpose of clogging his buddies' news feeds with some strong and rancid lewdness.

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Cum on, this is just ridiculous and provides no shortage in the way of not failing to keep us entertained. Cliterally a cunning innovation, indeed. The tagline reads, "Lickster is a revolutionary new training game that will make you a cunnilingus pro lickity-split." So, at the very least they get a thumbs up for taking a shot at creativity. Anyways, sit back and enjoy leafing through some solid pro tips and plain hilarious jokes about the "Lickster."

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