Gunther sees no issue with wearing that picnic table-spread as a vest, and I'm not really in any position to disagree with those biceps.

"Snuggles, SNUGGLES!...crap, has anyone seen my cat? Screw it, he'll find his own way home."

Touted as "a vest with educational toys for babies that mothers and caregivers can wear anywhere without the toys falling to a dirty floor", you can back the Very Vest on Kickstarter, if you dare.