I mean, if your options are passing out from heat exhaustion during your Fourth of July barbecue and looking like a total goofball, I suppose I'll take the latter!

The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!

Gunther sees no issue with wearing that picnic table-spread as a vest, and I'm not really in any position to disagree with those biceps.

Protip: If you have to ask, it's not working out.