I think I just threw up a little...
JEEZUS DUDE WHY WOULD YOU? You were SO close to being awesome until you were like "durr hurr I'm going to pamper my feet with ugly overpriced boots today."
This would be the only rational explanation, still, have the decency to resist the urge to stop for coffee.
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