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By Unknown
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DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.

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Via: Epic Ponyz
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No attempts at humor here, just the truth. Let that one sit with you for a second.

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I was sort of happy with "Philip," but you've got a good point there.

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Don't worry though, you still have fewer problems going on than the guy in the psychedelic animal print to your left.

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