Do Not Test This Bodice

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No remorse, no regrets, only bonnets and sunflowers.

But How Will I Work Towards My Beach Bod Goals?

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You're Getting a Little Too Real For Me, Shirt

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I mean, I'm going to need a Zanax just to cope with thinking about what this shirt is talking about.

Lay Down the Wisdom, Judy!

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Dressed to News: Clip That Thing Off!

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Once you're done weeping into your bowl of sad-soup, go check out some more Emo kids!

You And Me Both, Buddy

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Don't worry though, you still have fewer problems going on than the guy in the psychedelic animal print to your left.

Now I'm Just Getting Mixed Signals!

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Which is it, novelty t-shirt? I can't understand you when you're being purposefully contradictory like this!