Which is it, novelty t-shirt? I can't understand you when you're being purposefully contradictory like this!
Don't worry though, you still have fewer problems going on than the guy in the psychedelic animal print to your left.
Don't hide your affection men, we understand. Say it loud!
I was sort of happy with "Philip," but you've got a good point there.
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