Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

Not that you'd really want them back at this point anyway.

The dance thong doesn't help.

Dude, pull your shirt down.

Wonder Woman is a fabulous choice of cosplay model! BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE WEAR WIDER UNDERPANTS