But no, seriously, thanks for the heads up on the "no longer caring about how I look" thing. We appreciate it.

I get it, sometimes you need to save a penny or two and buy smaller pants from the children's section. Next time, just get some underwear to cover that junk up.

From the department of Poorly Dressed studies.

Don't wear these outside, or anywhere.

ZOMG DRESS SWEATPANTS

THEY JUST STARTED MAKING THESE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

THE BARRIER BETWEEN CASUAL AND CLASSY HAS BEEN BROKEN; THE TWO ARE NO LONGER MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE

I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS PUMPED SINCE THE SUIT PAJAMAS