One too many Hipster Ariel jokes and here we are!

It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

I mean, if your options are passing out from heat exhaustion during your Fourth of July barbecue and looking like a total goofball, I suppose I'll take the latter!

Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.

In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."