The First Day of Summer is the Worst

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Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.

New Bathing Suit, Eh?

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Or is two-tone flesh the new hotness for this season?

An Inflatable Shrine to Summer Footwear

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It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!