Take That, Mannequins!

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Take That, Mannequins!
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Alright, fine, maybe it's time we had the "boy parts and girl parts" talk.

Classic: Gets Me Every Time

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Classic: Gets Me Every Time
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I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

As if Shopping In Your Pajamas Was Bad Enough...

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As if Shopping In Your Pajamas Was Bad Enough...
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I can't really tell if that weave makes this situation worse or just awesome...

Dress To Impress!

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Dress To Impress!
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Last I checked I didn't want to be up in a Bag Lady's anything.

Somebody Keeps Shopping in the Kid's Section

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Somebody Keeps Shopping in the Kid's Section
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I get it, sometimes you need to save a penny or two and buy smaller pants from the children's section. Next time, just get some underwear to cover that junk up.