Oh never mind, that's just makeup.
Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.
"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.
Soon, he too shall become orange.
For racism's sake let's hope that's a spray tan.
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