As if heels needed to be any more painful than they already were!
Oh no wait, those are toe shoes. My bad. Carry on.
We won't judge if you want to do your Hulk impression in a tiny shirt. Go for it!
This little piggy went to the market, and this little piggy went ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE OF THE CONFINES OF THE SHOE AND IS GOING TO LOSE CIRCULATION SOON.
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