No No, You Replace the Pants When That Happens

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Silly hipsters. You'll learn someday!

No Thanks, I'll Just Take the Drawstring Garbage Bag

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They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

Skorts are Not Just for the Ladies

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"Welcome to my island, it's similar to Fantasy Island, but it is my fantasy you are experiencing."