Someone Take His Comb Away and Shoot It

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And bring him a pair of scissors instead. Preferably an electric razor.

Back when facial hair was awesome

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Festive Facial Hair

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Nirvana? They're So Underground, Maybe You Haven't Heard of Them

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Hipsters wearing something mainstream? Or is that ironic? My head hurts.

Lovely Lovely 'Burns

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No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.

They forgot the "Civil War Colonel" Length

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I bet Ambrose Burnside got so much action.

DINO-MITE!

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