No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.
I bet Ambrose Burnside got so much action.
And bring him a pair of scissors instead. Preferably an electric razor.
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