I'm Not Going To Lick Anything

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Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.

Much More Accurate Depiction

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Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!