Longer Shirts, That's All We Ask For

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Longer Shirts, That's All We Ask For
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More pertinent: Does being a "COOG" have any connection to keeping your midriff exposed?

Much More Accurate Depiction

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Much More Accurate Depiction
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Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!

I'm Not Going To Lick Anything

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I'm Not Going To Lick Anything
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Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.