It'll Get Me To Stay Away From People Like This, Though

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You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

Baby Oooooh~

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I mean, Never Say Never, but I don't think this guy is going to marry the Biebs any time soon.

Weird, Because I'm Looking For Someone Who Wears Everything on His Sleeve...

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DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.

Why Don't You Have A Seat Over There...

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The cigarette pocket in the sleeve just adds to the classiness.