In Case You Need to Be Warm AND Shiny

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In Case You Need to Be Warm AND Shiny
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Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!

Good Point, Poster, Maybe I SHOULD Change My Outfit

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Good Point, Poster, Maybe I SHOULD Change My Outfit
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I mean, "Space-Disco" hasn't been an acceptable fashion style for at least 15 years...

"I Moonlight as a Lighthouse"

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"I Moonlight as a Lighthouse"
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I mean, we all gotta pay the bills somehow right? There are disco balls out there that need work!

The Spray-Tan Doubles as a Reflective Visibility Jacket

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The Spray-Tan Doubles as a Reflective Visibility Jacket
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The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

The Bullet 'Do is the Fade

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The Bullet 'Do is the Fade
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Alright, so, your head is nearly shaved to begin with, but you want it to look even MORE like a bowling ball? Be my guest, bro.