Doesn't he know that it's practically summer vacation by now?

Not even our schools are safe from the poor dress choices!

I mean, "Space-Disco" hasn't been an acceptable fashion style for at least 15 years...

Am I right or am I right?

Is this what we're teaching our kids to wear these days?

Unless we're going for one of those crazy themed proms and the theme is "look like you'll regret seeing these pictures in five years," in which case MAN WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH OF DRESSES.