I thought the headless horseman rode a horse, not a bus... I guess he'll have to change his name to "The Headless Busman."

Well, that wasn't the best start to my weekend...

No, I don't think I'll be cutting you in line today.

ANYTHING TO MAKE THE VOICES GO AWAY.

Oh no, I sleep with the light on every night. That's totally normal. It's just something I do. Don't worry about it.

Because nothing screams "quirky and fashionable" like the gaping maw and unyielding eyes of the demonic idol known as Furby.