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I mean, milk and eggs aren't going to buy themselves.

Gunther sees no issue with wearing that picnic table-spread as a vest, and I'm not really in any position to disagree with those biceps.

In this case, the contrast between a well-to-do bro and someone who clearly couldn't find his shame anywhere this morning.

Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.