Love Is Blind

Favorite
bangs,dating,emo,g rated,hair,love,poorly dressed,relationships,scene
- -

The fact that they've never seen each others' faces probably explains how they've been together as long as they have.

Weird, Because I'm Looking For Someone Who Wears Everything on His Sleeve...

Favorite
dating,goth,looking for,relationships,shirt,true facts
- -

DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.

You Think So, Buddy?

Favorite
dating,present,really,relationships
- -

Ted is here to bring you the gift of "sitting on the couch," "complaining about the Cubs," and "asking for another beer." Truly he is a deity among men.