No Takers? Nobody? I'll Keep Them For Myself Then.

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I'm pretty sure there's a reason that those quilts were going to be recycled. Also: Total waste of a quilt.

You Think So, Buddy?

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Ted is here to bring you the gift of "sitting on the couch," "complaining about the Cubs," and "asking for another beer." Truly he is a deity among men.

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