I mean, you get at least two or three times more luck this way. Clever move!

I USED THE LEFTOVER FOIL TO PROTECT MR. HOPPITY FROM THE BAD VOICES!

It must be wabbit season.

Let me guess, did the dump truck of sadness run you over and leave you crushed on the side of Misery Road?

This guy was salking me for 4 days at a festival last month...totally creeped the hell out of me

The headline began as a joke. But then I actually went ahead and googled furry strip clubs. And then I cried myself to sleep.