I am entranced, enthralled. Clearly, school portraiture has reached its zenith.

I USED THE LEFTOVER FOIL TO PROTECT MR. HOPPITY FROM THE BAD VOICES!

Look Joe, the least you could do for this novelty photo session is show up with the right shirt. Jeez, man.

Nothing says rebel like, "Can I have $20 to go to the mall?"

No offense dude, but those wings don't look like they can hold much.