We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves

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We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves
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How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

Tired of Looking Normal, I See?

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Tired of Looking Normal, I See?
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I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.

Grandma, No!

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Grandma, No!
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When we said to get a hobby after retiring, this is not what we meant!

Do Not Question the Ang

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Do Not Question the Ang
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I have gazed into the face of horror, and it demands more Botox.

Human, or Mannequin?

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Human, or Mannequin?
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I mean, we are in the age of plastics after all. I can't really tell anymore.