How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.

When we said to get a hobby after retiring, this is not what we meant!

I have gazed into the face of horror, and it demands more Botox.

I mean, we are in the age of plastics after all. I can't really tell anymore.