That only makes the dress all the more demeaning.

I mean, you get at least two or three times more luck this way. Clever move!

Do you want to be part of that kitteh world?

Oh, that dude? Nah, disco never died. He's cool.

More importantly: Where can I order tiny tiaras for my pet lizard?

It's okay dog. Someday we'll go back, back to the old country where you are not mocked for your choice of suspended pants. But not today.