What's That? I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Leathery Erection

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Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

He Looks Like A Dick In That Shirt

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Could You Please Tuck That In?

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CLASSIC: Gramps Gettin' Beads

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Party!!!

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The Prodigiously Packaged Pony

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Oh, it's a unicorn? Which is the horn and which is the schlong?

Charming!

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