You Know What Goes Really Well With This? Schweddy Balls Ice Cream

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glove,Hall of Fame,mitten,penis,winter
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Perfect for people with a really long... thumb. And four tiny fingers.

What's That? I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Leathery Erection

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coat,leather,pantsless,penis
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Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

The Prodigiously Packaged Pony

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Oh, it's a unicorn? Which is the horn and which is the schlong?

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