Oh, the things you can make your parents do...

Also, is that a picture of George H.W. Bush on the table? I'm reading his lips, and it looks like they're saying "No more Animaxes."

Are you reading this, Michael Bay? I'm willing to sell the rights for a very reasonable rate.

Man, I totally wish my parents were this cool. Spending my 10-year-old days gelling up my mohawk and running around in chaps... it would've been good times.