What's That? I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Leathery Erection

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coat,leather,pantsless,penis
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Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

Sometimes We All Forget Our Pants in the Morning

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airport,pants,pantsless,underwear
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This is the second day in a row that flyers of U.S. Airways has shown up here. They must be seriously considering offering complimentary full-body smocks and snuggies to poorly dressed passengers as they board the plane.

The Driver Never Knew

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drive thru,McDonald's,pants,pantsless,underwear,work
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My new secret paranoia every time I go through drive-thrus.