Please do not wear sandals with these socks-with-sandals socks, or the universe may implode.

No, sorry, pants aren't available for now, can I take a message?

So, you have to put on this dress from the bottom up, right? I mean, you're never going to be able to poke your limbs through the little holes on the top without getting juice everywhere.

So, his hair is made of stuffing, right?

Nothing really says "life of the party" like a downy multi-colored hat.