Fashion That Can Only be Defeated By Tiny Yellow Straws

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capri sun,dress,nostalgia,novelty
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So, you have to put on this dress from the bottom up, right? I mean, you're never going to be able to poke your limbs through the little holes on the top without getting juice everywhere.

Hipster Kel Was Weird First

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celeb,keenan-kel,nicki minaj,nostalgia
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We rag on Nicki Minaj a bit here and there, but who doesn't love a good chuckle at celebrities every now and again?

Luckily I Took My Hulkamania Vaccine This Morning

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80s,90s,Hulk Hogan,hulkamania,nostalgia,wrestling
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Otherwise I'd be deep in a nostalgia-coma right about now.

False, the Entire Decade Was Neon

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80s,fashion,g rated,Hall of Fame,kids these days,nostalgia,poorly dressed,the breakfast club
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What? Are you saying that I may have false conceptions of an era I had zero participation in outside of other nostalgia-ridden perspectives from suspect sources? That's CRAZY TALK.

You've Got Something In Your Teeth

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80s,Ghostbusters,halloween,mask,nerdgasm,nostalgia,slimer
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It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!