Alright Fine, Maybe I Miss the '90s a Bit

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Alright Fine, Maybe I Miss the '90s a Bit
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Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.

You've Got Something In Your Teeth

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You've Got Something In Your Teeth
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It will also double nicely as a hood for that order of '80s-worshiping monks you've been meaning to start!

Fashion That Can Only be Defeated By Tiny Yellow Straws

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Fashion That Can Only be Defeated By Tiny Yellow Straws
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So, you have to put on this dress from the bottom up, right? I mean, you're never going to be able to poke your limbs through the little holes on the top without getting juice everywhere.

We Might Be Pushing This Theme Dance Too Heavily

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We Might Be Pushing This Theme Dance Too Heavily
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"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.