There's a Prince in There Somewhere!

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There's a Prince in There Somewhere!
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That only makes the dress all the more demeaning.

I Tried to Warn Them About Tank-Bottoms. I Tried!

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I Tried to Warn Them About Tank-Bottoms. I Tried!
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Call the time doctor, taste is dead on arrival.

Holey Moley!

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Holey Moley!
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But no seriously where did the rest of the outfit go?

Exactly the Word I Was Looking For!

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Exactly the Word I Was Looking For!
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Ah crap, except I wore my "ALWAYS" boxers this morning. We're in quite a conundrum here.

Kawaii NOPE

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Kawaii NOPE
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Haven't we gone over this whole "Kawaii" thing? No, not here. No thanks!

Angelina NOPE-lie

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Angelina NOPE-lie
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We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!