It's going to be awfully hard to ride a light cycle in that thing, but good on ya!

Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.

I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?

My special defense has been lowered!

Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!