You don't want to know where the Eye of Sauron is. Or maybe you do. But that's not until the third date.
You won't be saving Dreamland with that kind of physique buddy! Go nom on one of those giant gorilla guys, they always had the sweetest powerup.
Nobody said that they canceled the cosplay party at the local Gamestop. It's okay buddy, we understand.
Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!
"I do Doctor Who cosplay."
"Oh that's cool, which Doctor is your favorite to dress as?"
"No no, not the actual characters, the little blue box that he flies around in."
And to think, this is how all the non-nerdy kids think the Slave Leia outfit looks all the time.
Because nothing says "Heartwarming Romp for the Whole Family" like a show featuring incest, murder, and non-consensual sexytimes.
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