It's going to be awfully hard to ride a light cycle in that thing, but good on ya!
Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.
Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.
I mean, I can understand wanting to protect yourself with artifacts of your insular hobby and pieces of digital-plastic nostalgia, but sunglasses? Really?
My special defense has been lowered!
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