My bling ain't no thing.

I mean, I really needed to press my diamond-encrusted shirt, dude.

It's funny, nobody really questions animal fur in clothing or accessories, but as soon as you put human hair in a necklace things start to look weird...

And when all eight slices meet again they will form the Order of the Pie once more.

Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.

Yeah, maybe we're getting a little out of hand with all of this crass commercialization of products. But hey, #yolo.