The caller said she saw Allen grabbing handfuls of make-up without looking at the color or labels. She didn't appear to be checking prices, either, the report states.
The last guy who tried ended up snapped in half.
Another victory for the fashion police.
Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.
Chances are, if you wear that shirt you already have a problem.