The caller said she saw Allen grabbing handfuls of make-up without looking at the color or labels. She didn't appear to be checking prices, either, the report states.
Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.
The last guy who tried ended up snapped in half.
Chances are, if you wear that shirt you already have a problem.
Another victory for the fashion police.