That Outfit Will Not Help Negotiate a Lower Price

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No, Sorry, We Don't Sell Belts at the 7-11

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Maybe you could try the AM/PM down the street?

Might Want to Hike that Up a Few Inches

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Perfect Fit!

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I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

Longer Shirts, That's All We Ask For

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More pertinent: Does being a "COOG" have any connection to keeping your midriff exposed?

Sponge Blob Squat Pants

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"Muffin Top" Is Inadequate, For Once

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