And lo, Glax the One-Horned fiddled his tune and neighed his terrible tune, and thus our dark lord was born. HAIL UNICORN.

Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!

Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!

I wonder what would happen if she tried to walk through a metal detector.

While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.