Run With All the Freedom of 'MERICA

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Run With All the Freedom of 'MERICA
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These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!

Stop. Patriotism Time.

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Stop. Patriotism Time.
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Alternatively: "'Merica's back on a brand new MISSION."

How Much Love For America? Full Body Suit Love.

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How Much Love For America? Full Body Suit Love.
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These colors don't run. Except when I go on my morning jog, then they sorta saunter around.

Sundresses Are The New "Highly Visible Orange"

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Sundresses Are The New "Highly Visible Orange"
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Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.

These Shoes Were Made For 'Merica

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These Shoes Were Made For 'Merica
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Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!