You know, metaphors and stuff.
Put a keg of beer between these two fine ladies and you might have yourself the most American picture to ever grace the internet.
Unfortunately, they were not made for flat feet. Sorry to all of our arch-less patriots out there!
We're all looking for someone to love, even Bubba here.
These colors don't run. Except when I go on my morning jog, then they sorta saunter around.
These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!
I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.
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