Introducing the manliest scent your body has ever seen: Campfire Cologne.

100 percent of the time, it works every time.

It's cute now, but wait until the baby birds arrive, right?

What's worse than one Borat-style mankini? Well...

Such confidence, such poise, such magnificent moobs.

I mean, milk and eggs aren't going to buy themselves.

Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.

The professor added sugar, spice, everything nice, and just a wee bit of human growth hormone.