But Where Are the Rest of the Clowns In Your Car?

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But Where Are the Rest of the Clowns In Your Car?
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For that matter, that's way too large of a car for a clown to drive.

You Wanna Know How I Got This Makeup?

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You Wanna Know How I Got This Makeup?
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I hate wedding season, but not nearly as much as I hate Insane Clown Matrimony season.

Don't Get Distracted, Look Her in the Eyes

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Don't Get Distracted, Look Her in the Eyes
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I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

Now That You've Seen The Picture, Enjoy Your Last Seven Days!

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Now That You've Seen The Picture, Enjoy Your Last Seven Days!
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Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!

Soul Patch? We've Got a Marker For That

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Soul Patch? We've Got a Marker For That
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I'm pretty sure Crayola has a special package just for these. Specialized felt tips and whatnot.